Blindly Driving in the Fogginess of My Car

I know nothing about my car, which sucks, because this morning, my car windows were incredibly blurry. I had no clue what to do. I blindly drove down Hostetter with all my windows down and in strong FAITH that God was guiding me down the road. Boy, I finally stopped at the lights and since my windows were down, I looked around to see if I could ask someone to help me. Uh, to my unfortunate morning, this latino man was looking at me and blabbering something aloud as he pointed directly at me. Sigh, I was desparate so I asked him for help. Fits snuggily to my despair, he was of no help, so I drove onto the freeway. I called my parents. Voicemails. I woke up poor Andrew. Thank you!!!!!! He helped me as I continued on my blind trip to greet traffic hello. Goodness. It took forever for the windows to clear up! I found out that it was all because I turned on the wrong defroster. I didn't even know I had another defroster button. Well, now I know about this fantastic discovery from my lovely assistant, Jurene. This is the boring story of J's life. Sorry, I pray that next time I'll have a bonechilliing THRILLIING story!