b r o t h e r

i don't care if he somehow always runs into the tub 2 seconds before me everyday, which causes me to be stuck in traffic for 45 minutes because i cleaned myself 10mins later than expected.

i don't care if he blowdrys his hair and spike them even though i leave my house with wet, uncombed hair.

i don't care if he wears AXE deoderant daily which has caused me to feel extremely insecure because I have conviently ran out of my "sparkle berry" one just a few days ago.

i don't care if he eats alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of my sweets before i get to them even though i hand picked each one carefully with love by thoroughly inspecting each box by box and bag by bag to see that they are meticulously packed with food delights.

i also don't care when he devilishly devours my sweets in front of my face.

but, i care when he sews me a blue and white alligator with funky roll around eyes. (it smells like his AXE, too!)