Toast To The Rainy Day

Cheers! Isn't rain fun? Isn't it fun to think that all of the acid rain is going to draw holes in your clothes? FUN!

For the past half an hour, I've been eating these addictive doritos "spicier" nachos. I cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn't stop eating them. Dude, they don't even taste that good. I pick out out the ones with the most MSG and leave the less salted ones in the bag. Ugh, I just ate a big lunch an hour ago. This symptom can only lead to one conclusion. I must be pms-ing. Sigh, not again. It's been a month already? Prepare to feed this bottomless monster.

Earlier today I made fun of Jon for wearing five layers. Now I'm wearing six layers. It's SO cold! Who blew the wind over my quiet lifeless body as I slept soundedly for an hour? Dude! (Wind) go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Br...............I just want to cuddle up next to a cold statue and shrivel up like a hypertonic cell. Then someone can integrate me and send me home. Ugh.