More often than not, I just want to sit down and blog about the most randomest extravagant thing that happened because I think that’s what my audience would want like. But sometimes, I wonder, am I writing for my own pure pleasure or for others? Do I need to impress my friends with certain topics? If they are already my friends, wouldn’t they be impressed enough to keep returning to this nonsense of a website? Or are they returning just to laugh at what I condone and express pity at what I find fascinating? Nonetheless, I think this is a perfect morning to just reflect upon MY simple day.

It started out with waking up early to attend the bathroom so I could release some urine in my second favorite room of the house – the bathroom. Afterwards, I tried to beat my fastest shower record. At first, I thought I was actually beating the record so I shut off the water only to find that I still had conditioner in my hair. Sometimes conditioner makes your hair feels so soft that you get so caught up in the thought of, "Oohhhh, awhhhh, softies," that you forget to wash the soapiness out of it. I brushed up and ran downstairs for a nice big bowl of dim sum (which was once a favorite dish of mine). Spencer came to pick me up from an exit far, far away from mine and dropped us off at a local middle school called Davis Intermediate far, far away from my house. There, we attempted to pull weeds, planted pretty plants (ferns and jasmine), flipped floppity the soil from one area to another, and eat plenty of fattening slices of pizza and round ol’ doughnuts (boy were they delicious!). I met a lot of ugly flies and earthworms and roundworms and even a roly-poly. It was probably my first time working so hard shoveling and with my strength of an ant, I probably didn’t do that much work, but I did try my best to do as I was instructed. So by 3PM, I had a headache the size of a hippotamus. Although the weird thing is, it just kept vanishing and dissapearing. It wasn’t a steady headache where I just moan for a few minutes and then falll asleep, in this elaborate and confusing one, I moaned then moved around and distracted myself, but it would come crawling back to attack my head. It was a weak, but a tremblingly furious one. Anyways, I returned to S’s house with muddy pants and shoes. His parents just recently got the satellite, so everyone fleed away after dinner from the unwashed dishes and utencils. Wait! Let’s pause here. I must tell you about dinner. Why, it was delicious! His dad marinated spare ribs and prepared a WONDERFUL tofu dish. There were plenty of green onions on the tofu, oh I like, I like it so much. Therefore, this is my new favorite dish of the month! Yeah, tofu with onions and yummy spare ribss..! mhmm...UNDO pause here. S and I cleaned up the table and I eventually introduced S to my renown hero, Mr. Bean. He is one hilarious fellow. Boy oh boy, I remember turning on the TV everyone Saturday at 6PM when I was 10 in hopes that his show would be on. His "silent" humor is deadly. Well, we had lovely time laughing for about two hours straight. The night then ended with a drive back home to my house, which is unfortunately far, far away from S’s house and long stares at Ladies’ Home Journal, a magazine for women who are in their 40’s. I learned how to cope with marriage complications due to an arrival of an elderly parent who has Alzheimer’s disease. Then I learned how to say, "I love you", again and quickly fell asleep

As quickly as it came, March 19, 2005 ended on a rather happy note. Sometimes the simplest days are the most tasteful ones.