BF (boy fwiend)

Having a boyfriend is FANTASTIC, unless you have one that is absolutely in love with medicine.

He likes to diagnose with me all these diseases by day, and by night, I spend numerous hours naked in front of my mirror checking to see if I have this disease and that. Sometimes my eyes play trick on me and I then end up seeing a big hump on my back. After the time he diagnosed me with diabetes type II, I hallucinated the fact that I was peeing more irregularly and ate more often. Supposedly through it all (or a few hours ago), I am a normal girl until I am next diagnosed with Alheizmer's disease.

So, the end. For now.